Die die Tidak Mungkin Berhad!

For the last two days, things were surprisingly DOCILE at the office.

But I expect shit to happen today.I'm not losing my optimistic self, but rather when you know the company's potential of giving a lot of shit to the public, hence shit WILL happen.I'm psychic in that way.*ha ha*

So far the first 'shit' has come in my way.

My 2 weeks holiday has been questionable.So, I, Miss Mulut-Takde-Insuran, went to see Management and explain WHY I am taking such leave.I mean, forgadsakes lah kan...when I submitted the friggin' leave-form I was courteous enough to attach an explanation letter(NOBODY else in the office does that!Aku mintak tukar syif pun aku bagi surat--for the record kinda reason).Either Management is TOO stupid to understand my simple plain English OR Management tergolong dalam mereka yang tidak membaca in Malaysia.Bos bodo.

Tired of being 'sopan' (thank you to a wonderful upbringing)and still suffering from post-sick leave moments (gastricitis does not go away happily.They linger and fester in your freakin' stomach) all grumpy-me said was, "Look, I'm getting married, my husband to be is flying in from 1000 miles to be with me and I need a holiday to enjoy sex on the beach and I know I'm entitled for one".Yes, I said 'sex' and lady-boss's ugly perm-do macam nak lurus balik!Ha ha ha.

At least I'm honest lah kan, not like some people yang plan for their 'SICK LEAVE'.You don't plan for MCs, you plan for PAID LEAVE.But who cares lah kan, janji aku yang beretika tak buat camtu ;-)

Peliklah this dumb company.Believe or not, BEFORE we were not entitled to compassionate leave.NOT ENTITLED.Yes,you read me right.So us, yang bijak-pandai protes la with yours truly the most LANCANG-MOUTH of all (garnered me the title as well.Awww,  you guys shouldn't have!Terharu aku).So basically if any of your immediate family passed away, and you take an emergency leave as what normal human beings would do, your gaji will be deducted dengan hebatnye.But now things changed, we get our compassionate leave.Heh.Dah tutup cerita.

Mother Queen said that I am entitled for cuti kawin.But if you work for a company with the word 'mungkin' as their tagline, you know that ANYTHING bound to happen lah kan.

So yes, I am taking a risk of taking a long holiday.And I've NOT taken a leave for quite some time, and my leave days are wow-so-workoholic-lah-you.I don't see myself as a workoholic, just responsible and...very kesian at other company's clients that's all.

Tu sebab aku tak bley bukak bisnes.Sebab aku memang kesian kat orang.

Aku kesian kat budak.

Aku kesian kat orang sakit.

Aku kesian kat ibu-ibu mengandung yang ditindas suami sendiri.

Aku kesian kat mak aku sebab dapat anak krek cam aku.

Aku kesian kat bakal suami aku yang berkorban ape saje demi cinta terhadap Allah.

Aku kesian kat adik aku yang tercampak jauh nun disana semata-mata untuk mencari rezeki.

Aku kesian kat aku yang tetap maintain keje kat kompeni ntah-pape-ntah atas dasar aku suka bidang service industry.

Kat orang bodoh pun aku kesian sebab akal dikurniakan Tuhan pun tak larat nak pakai, bende free pun tak nak pakai.

Dah abis.Aku nak gi keje dah ni