At this point, you can guess pretty much what this entry is going to be.If it's a horror movie, it would be aptly called, "SHOPPING WITH MOM: when you think it is safe to go shopping with her..."

I LOVE Mother Queen.I really do.As much as I love blogging naked or curling in bed even WITHOUT  a good book (or a man *wink wink*).

But having to go shopping with her is....

Lady Sleepalot had one word to sum it up, "SUICIDE".

Last weekend was the last preparation shopping trip.Now,normally, when I shop I don't really go with Mother Queen due to different taste and shopping habits.But on a comparative note, both of us agreed that Lady Sleepalot is the WORST shopper of all (she can spend 1 day for the perfect pants, sampai ngko kebulur pun lom gak minah tu dapat make up her mind.Teramat scary).The plan was to get the perfect wedding shoes, The Man's kain sampin and baju melayu studs (a whopping cekik darah price of $76 for 'em damn buttons!) and wedding veil (rearrange the letters and you'll get 'evil'.How ironic).Kain sampin and over-priced baju melayu studs?No problemo.Wedding veil?No problemo (although my heart was set on this really sparkly number but Mother Queen decided that it was too overwhelming and said that I look more like a Vegas showgirl rather than a demure bride in that).

Perfect wedding shoes than any shoe-enthuthiast would sigh and drool over?

Mother Queen DISAPPROVED dengan jayenyer.

I so want those shoes!They were perfect, but the type of shoes you could only wear for certain occassions i.e weddings/makan bersama menteri/Latin night at the club/romantic candlelit dinner/foreplay.I tried it on LAST WEEK on my impromptu shopping trip with Miss Wedding Planner (WP).Regardless of my very fatty feet, they look MARVELLOUS...and dare I say, my kaki look very berseri-seri in it!.Price was okay.Goes perfectly with wedding dress.Nevertheless I was excited to get it.The Man approved it as well and commented that I've sexy toes (and with that it is confirmed that The Man has a toe fetish).

Mother Queen's fetching comments?"Ei.Not appropriate.Your kaki besar.Wouldn't go with your body size and all."

WHAT?!Has she not seen my shoe collection enough to make me a qualified member of Imelda Marcos's Shoe Addict club?Has she never paid attention to what type of shoes her very prodigal (but very manje) daughter love?My shoes often spell "WHORE"(without the promiscuous part) all over.

And where in Kuching can you get a decent photographer that does not make you make those poyo pengantin poses?I abhor the my-tangan-on-your-bahu-you-senyum-like-cicak-berak-kapur look.NO WAY!And no, I do not want to take pictures at Pustaka or some pokok tepi jalan.NO.Ke entah-entah aku sendiri yang amik gambar with trustee cameraphone...*haha* Sik pat imagine, lawak jak ghupa.

You know what, minus the perfect shoes pun I don't care lah.I just want to be with The Man and can't wait for him  to be part of my crazy but loving family.-->memujuk diri