Pada satu hari, stok Nescafé saya dah habis.Maka saya terpaksa mengemis didalam opis mencari mereka yang sudi untuk menderma sepeket kopi 3-in-1 (beggers can't be choosers) kepada saya yang comel lagi baik hati ini.Alangkah bahagianya apabila seorang hamba Allah yang hensem menawarkan kopi tongkat ali brand Semut kepada saya...dan sejak itu, saya ketagih minum kopi tongkat ali tersebut.Dengan banggenye, saya minum sekurang-kurangye 4 peket kopi tongkat ali dalam sehari.Ia membuat saya rase seperti budak 3 tahun yang disuap sesudu besar gula kasar, kelajuan percakapan saya meningkat 10x ganda dan saya gerenti akan pengsan kalau tak dapat minum kopi tongkat ali tersebut dalam masa 4 jam.Hooray.

Besides my pointless coffee entry, The Man and I had an argument.Excuse me for not always being Ms.Sexy Smart all the time, but I do have my feather-brained moments where I will morphed into a lovable bimbo.And the topic of taboo?Birthdays.Geez.I will not talk about this, it's too intellectual but I've been scouting sites and even consult my ulama friend about birthdays.But I daresay, selagi no booze, free sex or even lapdancing in a slutty nurse outfit is involved, I have done nothin' wrong.

So now I'm using my hak asasi card to sulk and act very much like dumb cow over it.Have regretfully send a I-WILL-NEVER-COOK-CURRY-FOR-YOU email to The Man and told him off that he will never see me in my bunny costume during the honeymoon.

Didorong perasaan merajuk tahap dewa, I spend my last $ on 2 gorgeous Fila tees, 2 pair of cotton pants for that tepi-pantai feel, flipflop yang gerenti akan putus, pau kacang hitam yang teramat sedap di dunia, kropok soya timbang $2.40 100gm, 3-layer tea (which counted as my 20th in seven days) and a hefty $260 blood test (and 48 other test, whereby the lab throw in the HIV testing free.Free my ass!).

And that's what actually drove me to coffee intoxication.Ladies and gentlemen, I am a certified nut, thank you.